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Top Ten Signs You are Addicted to the Internet

1. You kiss your girlfriend’s/boyfriend’s home page.
2. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
3. Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.
4. You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search.
5. You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines.
6. You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular-modem and a laptop.
7. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap… and your child in the overhead compartment.
8. All you daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28.8… ISDN… cable modem… T1… T3…
9. And even your night dreams are in HTML.
10. You find yourself typing “com” after every period when using a word processor.com.

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Top 10 Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery

1. Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:
2. Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
3. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.”
4. Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog!
5. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
6. Hand me that… uh… that uh… that thingy there.
7. Oh no! Where’s my Rolex.
8. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?
9. There go the lights again?
10. “Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys? and this guy’s got two of ‘em.”

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Top Ten Things to Describe a Stupid Person

1. A few crumbs short of a crouton.
   
   
2. A few clowns short of a circus.
   
   
3. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
   
   
4. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
   
   
5. A few beers short of a six-pack.
   
   
6. A few peas short of a casserole.
   
   
7. The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead.
   
   
8. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
   
   
9. One taco short of a combination plate.
   
   
10. A few feathers short of a whole duck

Jokes of the DAY

TOP 10 REASONS WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN

10 - YOU CAN TRADE IN AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

9 - YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU’RE
ON THE ROAD.

8 - IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND’S HANDGUN AND TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.

7 - YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN’T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.

6 - YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.

5 - A HANDGUN DOESN’T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.

4 - HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.

3 - A HANDGUN DOESN’T ASK, “DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?”

2 - A HANDGUN DOESN’T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.

1 - YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN.

Today 9/10

Today is a rainy morning. Today is nothing special, just that i’m in HOLIDAY mood already. After talking with her, eating , playing suddenly she turn away or we both have something different that we don’t really talk to each other. But now i have no idea why i seem to be so distance away from my parents, when i see them i have nothing to talk about with them. i feel so distance away from them. 

Maybe i have changed a lot that till i have not realized. Being a nerd is it Wrong? i have no friends to go out with other then my classmates, secondary school mates, all of them have their own activities.

WHAT IS THERE TO DO?

Past? or Future? (7/28)

Why the future always seems so dim and at the moment i don’t cherish them! making myself miss them… Question is that why do i always miss those moment until i regret it and when i dun want it there are always there for me to take ?

TRUTH

How To Dance In The Rain .

It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80’s, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and I decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound. While taking care of his wound, I asked him if he had another doctor’s appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer’s Disease. As we talked, I asked if she would be upset if he was a bit late. He replied that she no longer knew who he was, that she had not recognized him in five years now. I was surprised, and asked him, ‘And you still go every morning, even though she doesn’t know who you are?’ He smiled as he patted my hand and said ……..

******** ‘She doesn’t know me, but I still know who she is.’ ********

I had to hold back tears as he left, I had goose bumps on my arm, and thought, ‘That is the kind of love I want in my life.’

True love is neither physical, nor romantic. True love is an acceptance of all that is, has been, will be, and will not be.

With all the jokes and fun that are in e-mails, sometimes there is one that comes along that has an important message.

This one I thought I could share with you. The happiest people don’t necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the best of everything they have.

I hope you share this with someone you care about. I just did. ‘Life isn’t about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.’

by KKM

I really, really, REALLY wanna talk to you. I just don’t know what to say

I really, really, REALLY wanna talk to you. I just don’t know what to say

I really, really, REALLY wanna talk to you. I just don’t know what to say

I really, really, REALLY wanna talk to you. I just don’t know what to say

I really, really, REALLY wanna talk to you. I just don’t know what to say

I really, really, REALLY wanna talk to you. I just don’t know what to say

what could i have done?!

I love to walk in rain because no one knows that i am crying

Everyday i think of you.Everyday you cross my mind.Everyday i see something that reminds me of you.Everyday i missing you.Everyday i wish you were mine.Everyday i wonder what could of been.Everyday i think of why you did this.& everyday I’m getting stronger.Everyday I’m moving on.But everyday i always miss you.

Holidays~~

Holidays have come! and it was a moment of freedom that i had, however, after that moment i’m SOOOOOO bored. I other than reading and reading and playing my instrument, i have nothing better to do then to sleep.

hahah i wish to work but i cannot find a job or rather lazy to move my butt. So THE first week i have wasted 3 days! Playing Badminton + Badminton + reading + Swimming and nothing much in particularly. My ‘friend’ is so Busy So Busy, i hope that i can help out to lessen the burden so that we can go out and play!

Love my Diploma grade songs they are marvelous,

OMG+ Gosh!! the weather is GETTING warming everyday! The number of cloths being washed everyday was double, poor washing machine, haha! Sweating every where even in house!

Over the week end heard the song from taylor swift come in with the rain.  Such a nice song!

when i was reading i came across a sentence which says that a boring person do not ask question! but i am like asking everyone what are you doing? how are you? what do you do? SO am i not a bored person! HAHA for that i have no answer for myself either! Days of holidays are decreasing and i did not do something constructive! hahah!

TAR TAR goodnights!